I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone. But I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t fancy being lonely.
— older
@real_liam_payne well dicks is not actually swearing in america its a big sports superstore and dick is also the name of many many men
if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint off into the moonlight
